Crois-Anne (4 per order)

Crois-Anne

The Butter Queen

The Vibe

She’s expensive, she knows it, and she’s not sharing. She spent three days getting her layers right just to look better than everyone else in the room.

Why She’s Better Than Us

• Too Flaky: She’ll fall apart the second you touch her, but she’ll make it look like a fashion choice.

• Golden Child: She has a better tan than a French model and smells like a $50 candle.

• Pure Ego: Comprised of 82% premium butter and 18% pure, unadulterated disdain for gluten-free alternatives.